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A Shay Day


A Shay Day
  Would you make the same choice?
At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question:
'When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does, is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do.
Where is the natural order of things in my son?'
The audience was stilled by the query.
The father continued.. 'I believe that when a child like Shay, who was mentally and physically disabled comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child.'
Then he told the following story:
Shay and I had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked, 'Do you think they'll let me play?' I knew that most of the boys would not want someone like Shay on their team, but as a father I also understood that if my son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.
I approached one of the boys on the field and asked (not expecting much) if Shay could play. The boy looked around for guidance and said, 'We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning..'
Shay struggled over to the team's bench and, with a broad smile, put on a team shirt.. I watched with a small tear in my eye and warmth in my heart. The boys saw my joy at my son being accepted.
In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was still behind by three.
In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the right field. Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as I waved to him from the stands.
In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again.
Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat. At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game?
Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible because
Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball.
However, as Shay stepped up to the Plate, the pitcher, recognizing that the other team was putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least make contact.
The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed.
The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay.
As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher.
The game would now be over.
The pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to  the first baseman.
Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game..Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the first baseman's head, out of reach of all team mates.
Everyone from the stands and both teams started yelling, 'Shay, run to first!
Run to first!'
Never in his life had Shay ever run that far, but he made it to first base. He scampered down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.
Everyone yelled, 'Run to second, run to second!'
Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it to the base. By the time Shay rounded towards second base, the right fielder had the ball . The
smallest guy on their team now had his first chance to be the hero for his team. He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher's intentions so he, too, intentionally threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman's head.
Shay ran toward third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home. All were screaming, 'Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay' Shay reached third base because the opposing shortstop ran to help him by turning him in the direction of third base, and shouted, 'Run to third!
Shay, run to third!'
As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams, and the spectators, were on their feet screaming, 'Shay, run home! Run home!' Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the grand slam and won the game for his team
'That day', said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face, 'the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world'.
Shay didn't make it to another summer. He died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making me so happy and coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!
 May your day be a “Shay Day”

An Americam Immigrant
 By: Theodore Roosevelt

'In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language.. And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people.'
Theodore Roosevelt 1907


   Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
   A. Ruthless.
   Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
   A. German Shepherds.
   Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
   A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
   Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
   A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew
   out a little prophet.
   Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
   A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's
   Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because
   the apostles were all in one Accord.
   Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
   A. Samson. He brought the house down.
   Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer
   lived in Eden ?
   A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
   Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
   A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
   Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
   A. The area around Jordan The banks were always overflowing.
   Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
   A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
   Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
   A. Joshua, son of Nun.
   Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
   A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. ( Groan...)

Love With Patience
1 John 4:18-19

He cowered behind a tree in the park and watched as they tempted him with water and a bit of meat. He was hungry and so thirsty, but mostly he was afraid. He had been through all this before. When he would come after the food, they would run at him with ropes and outstretched arms to grab him, and then there were the rocks thrown at him when he ran away. Fear took over and he ran.
"Still can't catch that big, shaggy dog, Andy?"
"Oh, hi, Mr. Elliot. I think he is hurt and he's so skinny. Dad said that even if we could catch him, the pound would only put him down."
"Tell you what, Andy, let me try." Mr. Elliot spoke softly. "Let him alone for a week. I have a plan. You are going to have to keep you friends away, too. Okay?" "It’s a deal! What are you going to do?" "You will see." Mr. Elliot smiled.
Mr. Elliot took the empty water dish and went to the tree where the dog had been. He filled it with water from his bottle, took a granola bar and placed it with the meat next to it.
"Now remember, you must keep away for a week. Promise?" Andy grinned. "Yes, Sir!"
Early the next morning Mr. Elliot refilled the water dish and placed some dog food, meat and a few bits of hot dog beside it. He could see the big dog in a bush nearby. Softly he talked to him, but never moved toward him. By the fourth day the dog was eating from his hand. On the sixth day, when Mr. Elliot started to head for home, he called softly, "Come." The big shaggy dog followed.
On the seventh day, Mr. Elliot walked through the park, leash in hand, and attached to the happy, clean, well-groomed former stray.
"Wow, Mr. Elliot, how did you do it?" called Andy.
"I used love and patience, just like God does."
"God does? What do you mean?"
Think about it. God wants us to follow him and obey him because we love him. Sure he could zap obedience into everyone so they would do what he wants, because they have to, but not out of love. So he loves us and is patient. Then when we see all that he has done for us, we follow him and obey him out of love."
"And you knew in time that big dog would follow you soon, if you were patient?"
"Yes, and also show him love.'
"Gee, he sure is beautiful now."
"You're right, sort of like a bran new Christian."
There is no fear in Love. We love him because he first loved us. 1 John 4:18-19